Watch Your Language

Hey! Where the fuck have I been?? Oh… Doesn’t my title say “watch your language?” Well, that’s not quite what I mean, though, it can’t hurt to clean it up a smidge. So how have you all been? Me? I’m fairly decent and on the cusp of insanely awesome. I’ve been doing a lot of…

Self Care for the Incredibly Lazy

Howdy, peeps! When last we spoke, I spoke of setting the bar a little higher than shitting on the toilet instead of on the floor. I am happy to report that, since then, I have not shit on the floor. Nope. Not even once. I really should have been back before now to talk more…


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